Man, I used to be relieved about missing the RNC by postponing my move to New York until the end of September...but after reading about all the imaginative protest rallies, I kind of wish I would be there after all. What I would give to check out the "Missile Dick Chicks—an a cappella singing group purporting to be from Crawford, Texas, who wear missile-shaped phalluses and sing songs like 'Shop! In the Name of War' " or the "Billionaires for Bush" who are performers in Republican drag.