Awesome post-call moment: Exhausted, I get into my car, thirsty as hell. I grab the Sprite bottle which had been bouncing around in my overnight bag on the way from my call room to the garage, open it, and proceed to spray myself and the car interior with massive amounts of Sprite. I sit there, dripping, with a dazed look on my face. I had spent the night keeping people with no immune system alive, and yet I'm dumb enough to open an agitated bottle of soda and suffer the consequences. Ha ha?